I can't hear you bitch!

*dials*

Hello, good afternoon! Can you direct me to the HR department?

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Excuse me I can't hear you, something is wrong with the line? Hello can you hear me?

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Uh what? Oh sorry wrong ear! You were saying?

HR department speaking. How may I help you sir?

Motherfucking right ear is such a pain the ass, I mean ear.