Ni apa gila conteng-conte..eee bulu!

Gua teringat satu print ads yang charmingly cute dengan subtle sexual undertone. Apa yang lu orang boleh cerita pasal bulu pubis tanpa exactly tunjuk private area seseorang individu (baca:wanita)? Susah eh? Agensi Neogama (peh dekat-dekat dengan senggama siol) membuktikan dengan hanya sedikit scribbling atas kertas lu boleh deliver sebuah idea dengan mantap. Kimak gua jeles betul la dengan sapa yang came up with the idea. Sial!

 Body copy: 31 years of Playboy in Brasil

Kredit: Ads of the World

Meow lapar la panda.

What the fuck girl? There's nothing cute calling yourself meow and your boyfriend panda! Shit, what a retarded generation we are breeding these days! I won't be surprised if in 10 years time lovers will address each other 'butthole' and 'hairy balls', because you know, it sounds very intimate and cute!

I can't hear you bitch!

*dials*

Hello, good afternoon! Can you direct me to the HR department?

Bzzhh Bkhhhh bghhkk

Excuse me I can't hear you, something is wrong with the line? Hello can you hear me?

Nbbhsghhj Bzzjkkl.

Uh what? Oh sorry wrong ear! You were saying?

HR department speaking. How may I help you sir?

Motherfucking right ear is such a pain the ass, I mean ear. 

In reality, I wait at one corner and cry

Bro when can  get my money?

Well I'm not sure la but I'm working on it.

Seriously I need it ASAP, I 'm kinda short of money right now and I have bills to pay

Yea I know but you have to wait.

Okay, then I guess you have to wait at the office lah today.

Wait where the fuck are going? What the fuck are you doing?

I'd like to taste your meat

Riak

Best siot pakai headphone Adidas Originals by Sennheiser ni. Ok tu je nak cakap.

Ehek ehek

I think I have extreme taste in music, because I listen to Kylie Minogue and Marduk at the same time. K tu aje, nak sambung menulis lagi, kalau saya engineer mesti saya dah tidur pada waktu ni.